Poor Rick Santorum, nobody seems to understand him. He has always been the champion who fought to free innocent men from being lured into sin by the –daughters of Evil Eve (sex IS sin according to the bible, remember) but now that his staff has informed him more recently that people are eating apples all over the place, he has been so shocked with the state of his country that he buried his head deep within the bible, rejecting the awful world about him but as he dug ever deeper within the Bible he began to hear a rumbling noise that rose from the pages , erupting into a roar and he heard the word of God who in His fury sayeth unto him:”Man, you get all those damn apples back on my tree right now or I’ll hurl that freaking planet half way into the sun.” –
So all Rick has been trying so hard to do is to save his America and the rest of the world from a fiery death. But, like heroes of ancient time, no one wants to hear his lonely cry and he fears he may end up like his hero of the past–Christ, who died on the Cross, since few hear his desperate cry and apples will soon be extinct the way they are going at it!.
-But should we men, who he has saved so often, should we not support his noble efforts, no matter the cost? All it takes is that decent men say no to an Apple, no matter how delicious it looks, no matter –how beautiful it looks, bursting with mouth watering flavor.
Juicy and such glowing skin. Perhaps if we try hard enough, and use our hands a lot, we can still save the world from a fiery death,, if we can all just ignore the luring siren calls of the daughters of Evil Eve
. –Cheers –Andy Mulcahy
“It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe — anything upon insufficient –evidence” William K. Clifford —